The Calm before the 'Comedy Storm'...

Tomorrow I have three minutes to make a crowd full of other comedians - with probably a heck load more experience than me, laugh.

So I've got 'just one question' - Columbo Style. Which of these three topics should I pick to talk about during these three minutes? Now, before I say this I would like to remind you all that this is for comedy purposes, so try and see the funny side yeah? Topic one: My idea for Dragons Den on how to catch Paedophiles, Topic two: A drunk man faced with two lesbians, and Topic three: The fact my mum shaved my head when I was 7, leading neighbours and school teachers alike to believe I had Leukaemia. I think you'll agree when I say it is definitely a tough one.