Monday, 24 September 2012

'Finding Neverland'

"Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning"

As part of the new collaboration with DMU, The Curve Theatre Leicester allowed one hundred lucky students to be entranced in one of the new and upcoming Broadway Musicals of 2012 - Finding Neverland.

Under the direction of Rob Ashford, and producer Harvey Weinstein; Finding Neverland is an uplifting and enjoyable take on the award winning film. This exciting new production is technically dazzling with sleek scene changes paired with innovative staging techniques. I doubt any expense was spared when creating this lavish adventure - then again, can you put a price on topless pirates swinging from the chandeliers?

 Offering charm and warmth to their performances - Julian Ovenden (playing J.M Barrie), and Roselie Craig (playing Sylvia Davies) use all of their West End experience to capture and offer life to their subsequently tragic, love bound characters.

The stars of the show for me, were most definitely the expertly played Llewelyn Davies boys who between them gathered a fair number of 'Aaaaaw's' from the audience during their time on-stage (who can resist a child in a tux?), and the brilliant Captain Hook teaching us all a valuable lesson in life; from time to time, we must all "let the pirate out".

A boy we all know from a distant and magical fairytale once stated that "to die would be an awfully big adventure", but that is exactly what this production did not do - in fact, I might treat myself to another adventure, just so long as it doesn't involve growing up...

Monday, 9 July 2012

Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2012


Above is a video of my first attempt at stand-up comedy. No I'm not the charming man on the front of the video - I am in fact the first lady to come on within the first 2 seconds of the video. Comedy isn't necessarily something I longed to do since a child, but after starting University and realising no one knew me, I thought - why not?

What can I say - life started out great. Do gigs, get laughs, life's a doddle? NOPE. It's hard work trying to convice the public you are funny enough for their entry money but something I have become more and more determined to get right. I found the time to label my gig material as such;

When I'm drunk I eat cold chicken and dance like Beyonce
My Ex boyfriends a burn victim
Mum, why did you shave my hair off?
A Pedometer got Grandad arrested
and
I don't shake hands with dead lizards

Intrigued? Well roll on August because myself and DMU Footlights are performing at Edinburgh Fringe with our show Gagging for Attention and it should be a ruddy blast. Have a gander at our website and come along if you wish to get K.O'd in the funny bone http://gaggingforattentioncomedy.moonfruit.com/

Home for the Holidays

Pack and move out ready to start again.

Travelling forward -

                             moving forward -

                                                         running forward -

always forward.

Until it's time to come home for the holidays.


Unpacked clothes don't fit quite right,

an
    ill-
         fitting
         dress

and un com for ta ble shoes.


Pull open dusty doors causing the rattle of

stray coat hangers

and your mothers

musky vintage dress

peeled away and discarded like a snake shedding its skin,

more old clothes lay bundled in the washing basket,

parts of me I no longer wish to wear,

parts of me

                 I hope to forget.

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Take the Lanes


thump - right
left – thump
thump – right
a car                               travels beside you
left – thump
thump – right
take the next turn          out of sight
steady your heart          but quicken your pace
thump – inhale
thump –   
           
                                      your eyes close

dewy grass
flicks at your shins
                                      and you wish…

Stop.

a deep exhale with hands on knees

Head for the lanes -
the dirt-road-track
left – thump
thump – right
left - thump
                                     don’t look back

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Times Tables



Barely awake doing your times-tables, 
tables and chairs and pencil cases, 
cases of books – blank white pages.
Smell of the boys toilets – hiding in the girls, 
high headed ponytails and piglet like curls.


Wipe your nose on your sleeve and play
hopscotch. Fling skipping ropes high into trees, 
run and fall and graze your knees.


Grandma’s packed your lunch – scotch eggs
and stew, chew on lead instead, then draw
a fire engine – big and red.


Go home through the lanes so you’re not seen,
demand chips and beans and cry until your head hurts,
then reflect on what you've learnt.
In bed, lie awake, and dream of your times-tables.

Saturday, 10 March 2012

'Happy Endings'


Alice, the Rabbit, the Mouse and the Queen,
all in their costumes - the stitching pristine,
vivid and warm; deep reds, greens and gold’s,
fairy tales and fables with tragedy foretold.

Demons and witches and all in-between,
justly defeated in ‘happy-endings’ foreseen,
the gallant and brave (or so they may seem),
rekindling the hope to young and the old, 
 shadows of the puppets dance on the wall.

Puppeteers work their magic, carefully unseen
hidden away behind backdrops and screens.
The laughter has stopped and the stage has gone cold, 
awaiting tomorrow when new adventures unfold.
Amongst the dark – quiet and serene, 
shadows of the puppets dance on the wall.

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Cultural Exchanges Festival 2012

The past week the exciting and brilliant Cultural Exchanges Festival came back to De Montfort University for another year. Filled with countless mesmerising performances and talks I have been overwhelmed with the amount of talent sweeping passed my eyes on a daily basis. A few of the things I did see I reviewed for my University in the hope it would get chosen to appear on our  DMU Creative Writing Blog but I have featured them on here as well.

Talk of the week

Q&A with Jamal Edwards - CEO of SBTV

Friday 2nd March 2012

"Was nervous but I think that went very well. .I love doing talks like that. Big up everyone at #DMU." was his tweet after leaving the crowd in awe after an inspiring Q&A session in a packed out Lecture Hall in De Montfort University.

His post was then  followed by countless responses all commenting on how 'humble' and 'passionate' the young entrepreneur was throughout the event.

During the hour long Q&A, Jamal answered many questions about his background, achievements (past and upcoming) and the future for the leading UK online youth broadcasting site - SBTV. Showing genuine modesty when asked about his celebrity contacts (such as his good friend Ed Sheeran after filming the top ten hit 'You need me, I don't need you') saying it's "just crazy" and "nuts" when thinking of all his accomplishments in the entertainment world.

Jamal promoted self-belief and hard work, also telling us of how he uses his expertise to help others wishing to break into the world of music or entertainment, offering work placements and offering constructive advice to those who seek it. Quoting 'Some people see things the way they are and ask why, I dream things that never were and ask, why not?' by Robert F Kennedy saying this is a quote he often refers to on a daily basis.

With his USB stick to hand, Jamal also revealed to the audience an exclusive clip which he filmed himself the day before. The filming took place in the same location at the blockbuster hit 'The Kings Speech' and featured an up-and-coming new artist Jamal introduced as "another Ed Sheeran", inviting the audience into his world.

A perfect representative of the strength and creativity of the younger generation, Jamal Edwards - CEO at twenty-one, was simply real and inspirational.







28th February - 2nd March at DMU 2012

'A wordless need' Hiraeth/Suadade Dance Performance

Tuesday 28th February 2012

As the performers broke into dance (which I later learnt to be called Capoeira), I was amazed by the use of their bodies as they entwined using graceful 'martial art' moves - always with eye contact, and always with a visible, natural enjoyment. Both male and female performers conveyed beautiful balance combined with heroic muscle strength to conjure a vision of graceful gymnastics before me.

As the performers sat to sing, the music that surrounded me took me to a different place. I was no longer sat in a dark studio - I was in a hot and serene setting that brought a genuine smile to my face as their voices drifted over me.

The Q&A time at the end of the performance I found equally as enjoyable. We met each performer in turn (including Angharad Harrop - formally of DMU), some with the use of a translator, but nonetheless all with equal amounts of talent and genuine love for the project they have embarked on, describing to us the intentions behind the performance. The main description that arose from this was the sense of being physically apart from somewhere or someone but having a wordless need that keeps drawing you back and that is exactly what I got from it.

Demon Crew and Proud! The Demon Crew Creative Writing Launch

Thursday 1st March 2012

The room was bustling today as excited student along with proud tutors and organisers greeted us into the Demon Crew Creative Writing Launch.

The Demon Crew Launch is a chance for DMU's own third year students to exhibit and read their own work, which today was full of inspiring ideas.

Will Buckingham (Senior Creative Writing Lecturer at DMU) introduced each writer in turn and they had two minutes to introduce their piece and offer some background if they wished.

Pieces ranged from poetry being presented on plates, clothing, bags, a deck of cards, to already successful e-books, and crime fiction to music websites. Luckily for speakers who where not so confident, their pieces did the talking for them.

Although on the whole the Launch lasted two hours my concentration and enthusiasm never faltered as the creativity of all of the pieces and the humbleness of the ones who had created it kept me listening.

If you are interested in being taken to another world with Cryffon Demon or embrace a few embarrasing Revelations you can see more at http://demoncrew.com/

'Of Mary' A short film by Adrian Lester

Thursday 1st March 2012

This short film - written and directed by Adrian Lester (alternatively Mickey from BBC One's Hustle) brought genuine tears to my eyes. A moving tale of a family having to make life changing decisions - Adrian's new venture into directing went down a storm with all who came to his Thursday night screening.

Described as a perfect "marriage of experience and talent", himself, along with the two producers of 'Of Mary', wife Lolita Chakrabarti (established writer and actress) and Rosa Maggiora (self acclaimed Theatre Designer) shared with the audience the highs and lows of working on this piece together.

When asked why Adrian had taken the leap from acting to directing he cracked a smile towards the audience and stated "One day I was combing my hair - and found  a grey one..." showing the audience how not trying everything wasn't an option for him as he delved into his range of past achievements from Hollywood to Shakespeare.

Concentrating mainly on the hidden detail associated with the short film, he compared the editing process to that of a sculptor saying you must "take away the excess until all you have left his the bare essence". He also went on to say that his biggest fear as a director was knowing that an audience "might not get it".

All three went on to share advice and future plans with the audience showing themselves to be experienced (as well as humorous) individuals which made an already amazing evening an even greater success.


Sonia Sabri - Tick Box? Which Box?

Friday 2nd March 2012

Sonia first engaged the audience by showing off her skills as an acclaimed dancer with a short video. After it had finished she asked the simple question of "What box did that tick?" vocalising in one question all of what she stands for as an individual, a dancer and a choreographer.


Growing up in an Asian family in Birmingham, her Father wanted her to complete the dream he himself did not succeed at - becoming a famous Bollywood face. This, she said, was the main influence that got her into dance. Having been rejected from a Kathak dance group and told to come back a year later, no later that her eight birthday did she stand in that hall once again. Admitting that - although appearing confident, combating shyness was a struggle, once conquered - Kathak became her life.


Wanting to break the perceptions of 'Exotic dance' as a heading covering every type of Indian dance we see, Sonia has gone as far as exploring links between Kathak and Hip-Hop, uniting dance forms and broadening scopes as she goes in her latest tour KathakBox.

Sonia's one big venture is not to abolish 'tick boxes', admitting herself that sometimes ticking the right box can open the door to new opportunities, but to merely show that dance is not something that can bit put into a certain box or category and that sometimes in life it is "safer to just choose 'other'" to save from confining yourself.




Friday, 24 February 2012

Upward facing Dog

After joining what I deem as a brilliant yet soul destroying website entitled Calorie Counter, I very quickly discovered celery and Yoga. Like many others, I would imagine - I genuinely never realised doing 'some stretching' was such hard work.

Feeling eager, I placed my mat at the front, smack-bang in the middle. When the micro-phoned woman at the front gave the first command of 'reach down and touch your toes', I was pretty horrified at the fact that myself, at the age of 21 - supposedly 'young and full of life', barely made it passed my shins. As the fear crept in that this may be an example of one of those 'it's much harder than it looks' situations, I began to regret any and all of the times I had fleetingly dismissed general exercise in exchange for ' a quick nap' or 'a nice sit down'.

As I looked around the men and women in the hall - when I should have been deep in concentration in 'Warrior One' stance (no, I don't know what it means either), I had hoped to see a few more flushed faces, instead the front row of advanced Yoga goers went from Lunge to Pyramid stance with bothersome ease. Nevertheless I continued, grateful for the fact that when caught by the instructors eye she found it necessary to remind all who were struggling (me) to 'go at our own pace'. Easy for her to say.

Despite our differences I now go to Yoga every Friday, and although my toes still lie slightly out of reach, it is my wish that exercise and I will one day be friends.

Some Harsh Truths

As a student myself I can say, hand on heart, all of this is true.


Wednesday, 22 February 2012

A Famous Face

A first draft of a short story that I was potentially going to use for my last assignment, shame for it to go to waste I say.
“Next”
I don’t know which is worse – lining up with a hundred girls all doused in Chanel no.5 or having to sit in a room fragranced by several hours of smoking Montecristo’s.
“Name?”
“Dougherty”
“ And what do you do?”
“Sorry?”
“Talents – y’know, music, singing – What do you do?
“Yes – I mean, I sing, a bit an-”
“-Great, sing me a song”
“What shou-“
“Anything, sing me the song on the radio”
A faint tune from the reception radio crept under the door. The voice was unmistakeable yet my mind blanked all necessary information from me. The man sighed checking his watch.
“Stand”
“What?”
“Stand up - take off your coat”
I watched as he re-arranged himself on the hard wooden seat. As he looked me up and down I smoothed the collar of my dress.
“How old are you?”
“Eighteen”
“Hm”
As he paused I heard the radio again. Nat King Cole.
“No”
“I’m sorry?”
“No. Look-“
“Norma”
“Look Norma, pretty face, nice figure…”
‘…Straighten up and fly right, cool down, papa, don't you blow your top…
“…More makeup and change the name”
“Name? Yes-no I have one”
“Yeah?”
“Marilyn”
“Marilyn what?”
“Monroe”
“Better. Next”

Saturday, 18 February 2012

My Pedometer reading is high! Many of my footsteps this year have been the first of many - including this - my first Blog.

Currently harrassing my Creative Writing Lecturers via Twitter (another first) and trying to organise my brain somewhat for the weekend ahead. This evening is the wonderful 'Gagging for Attention' at The Cookie Jar performing in Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival. A good watch to prepare myself for my up-coming audition this Sunday in London for Chortle Student Comedy Awards 2012. After this there's no time for a breather as I come back to Leicester and take part as one of the many up-coming commedians doing a set at Alice in the Looking Glass.

That's me as I am now - slightly un-edited and rushed, but nevertheless, here.
The Calm before the 'Comedy Storm'...

Tomorrow I have three minutes to make a crowd full of other comedians - with probably a heck load more experience than me, laugh.
So I've got 'just one question' - Columbo Style. Which of these three topics should I pick to talk about during these three minutes? Now, before I say this I would like to remind you all that this is for comedy purposes, so try and see the funny side yeah? Topic one: My idea for Dragons Den on how to catch Paedophiles, Topic two: A drunk man faced with two lesbians, and Topic three: The fact my mum shaved my head when I was 7, leading neighbours and school teachers alike to believe I had Leukaemia. I think you'll agree when I say it is definitely a tough one.